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Video: Surly chimp’s perfect poop shot is on the nose

WASHINGTON — This chimpanzee has disgustingly good aim — unfortunately for one grandmother in Grand Rapids, Michigan, at the John Ball Zoo.

In a viral video shot by former zookeeper Erin Vargo, the agitated ape is seen dancing a little … then defecating.

It then flings the excrement in a high arc as zoo-goers shriek.

The result of the perfect poop shot?

It lands right on an older woman’s nose, much to her shock and chagrin.

“It got grandma,” exclaimed one child.

Yes. Yes, it certainly did.

Will Vitka

William Vitka is a Digital Writer/Editor for 91Å·ÃÀ¼¤Çé.com. He's been in the news industry for over a decade. Before joining 91Å·ÃÀ¼¤Çé, he worked for CBS 91Å·ÃÀ¼¤Çé, Stuff Magazine, The New York Post and wrote a variety of books—about a dozen of them, with more to come.

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